Ignore this if you don’t want your share of N110 billion
Hi, grant seeker!
Hope your weekend started off on the right foot.
Omo, the gist is hot! Over 100 sharp guys and babes have already grabbed their spots for tomorrow’s NYIF Secrets Masterclass. E be like say Burna dey perform for free.
If you are wondering, ‘Gbenga, what are you talking about?’, I’ve got you covered:
Thousands of NYIF applicants get rejected. Here’s how to avoid joining that crowd:
Most entrepreneurs lose out on NYIF funding because their Business Plan is as shallow as water in a gutter. You don’t need a fancy plan. You need a smart one that speaks NYIF’s language.
So, how do you create a 5-page Business Plan that makes NYIF want to open their wallets? Here’s your game plan:
1. Executive Summary: Be Precise Like a Sniper; Summarize your entire business in one page. If you can’t explain it to your grandma, NYIF won’t get it either.
2. Product Description: Use Real Talk, Not ‘Guesstimations’; Describe your product like you’re selling it to a tough customer in Alaba market. Make it so clear, even Tinubu would understand.
3. Financial Information: Justify Each Naira and Kobo; Break down your finances clearer than a Mallam splitting sugar cubes. Show NYIF how their money will turn into gold.
Now, I could break down the other sections — General Business Information, Access to Market, Marketing Plan, Management Structure, and Implementation Schedule. But why do that when you can join the smart 100+ who’ve already secured their spots for tomorrow’s masterclass?
Yes, you read that right. TOMORROW.
We’re hosting a mind-blowing, life-changing, pocket-filling NYIF Secrets Masterclass. And trust me, it’s selling faster than hot akara on a rainy day.
Here’s what you’ll get:
· Hidden criteria for each Business Plan section that silently reject countless applicants
· Our N500M+ “NYIF Business Plan Blueprint” (it’s like having the exam questions before the test)
· Live demo: Watch a mediocre Business Plan become irresistible (it’s like turning pap into champagne)
Plus, if you’re among the first 500 to sign up, you’ll get our exclusive NYIF Cheat Sheet (worth N45,000) and our Grant Eligibility Checker for NYIF and 20 other top grants (worth N25,000). That’s N70,000 of pure gold, absolutely free!
But hurry, these spots are disappearing faster than your data on a Twitter space!
Don’t let this N110 billion opportunity slip through your fingers.
Click here now to secure your spot: www.bit.ly/naijafund
Remember, in the world of grants, the early bird catches the worm. And this worm is worth N110 billion. Don’t snooze on this!
See you tomorrow, 5 PM WAT sharp. Come ready to secure the bag (and invite others too).
Your resident funding wizard, Olugbenga
